I am the infamous 'Scarypasta Man', aka David Jones Wilson, aka 'DaveTheUseless'. Hihihihihihihihietc.!
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My Favorite Pastas[edit | edit source]
- ALF Lost Episode., The
- Barney and Friends Lost Episode
- Disney's Bonkers: The Lost Episode
- Family Matters Lost Episode
- Home Improvement Lost Episode
- Married With Children Lost Episode (The Tempest Part... Nahhhh)
- My Dinner With Andrea: A Sugarless Gummy Bear Review.
- Sesame Street: Big Bird... Behind the Beak.
To the best of my knowledge, the two below lists are complete:
Pastas I've Written/Created and Narrated[edit | edit source]
- 21st Century Breakdown.
- Adventure Time
- Alex Mack (Nickelodeon Lost Episode)
- Amazon Alexa
- American Idiot
- American Idol: The Lost Episode
- American President Theory
- Archies' "Sugar, Sugar", The
- Beavis & Butthead Origins
- Big Bang Theory, The
- Bill O'Reilly Returns
- Billy Mays Lost Episode, The
- Burger King (Have It Your Way)
- Castlevania Theory (full version created later. Both versions can be found: here)
- Chester Cheetah: The Lost Episode
- Chicken Theory
- Chocolate Chip Trip
- Clifford the Big Red Dog
- Crash Bandicoot Origins
- Crash Bandicoot Continues
- Curious George Lost Episode, The
- Damn Daniel
- DaveTheUseless's Creepy Journal: Day 1
- DaveTheUseless's Creepy Journal: Day 2
- Discount Doublecheck
- Drew Fanart (full version created years later. Both versions can be found: here)
- Dr. Mario
- Dr. Rabbit's Intergalactic Bright Smiles World Tour
- Dunkin Donuts Massacre. (Part 1), The (full version created later. Both versions can be found: here)
- Ebola
- Every Copy of Mario 64 is Personalized
- Every Copy of Mario 64 is NOT Personalized
- Everything Will Be Alright in the End (EWBAITE)
- Fast Food is Evil.
- Fast Food Waiter.
- Flintstones Series Finale, The
- Fraggle Rock Lost Episode (The Fraggles in: The Grass is Always Greener)
- Frasier: The Harvard Vaults (see also: renarration)
- FreePainReport.Com
- FreePainReport.Com II
- FreePainReport.Com 3
- Game Dude Theory
- Guitar Hero
- Haunted Denny's Restaurant, The.
- Head for the Hills
- Holder of Cucking, The
- Holder of Fucking Yourself, The
- Holder of Taco Bell
- Home Depot Legend, The
- Honey Boo Boo is a Lie
- How (Subway's) Jared Really Lost the Weight. (see also: renarration)
- Hungry Hungry Hippos?
- Imagine Dragons
- I.M. Meen: The Lost Video Game
- I'm Sexually Attracted to Gatorade
- Impossible Whopper Theory
- Irate Gamer Show, The
- ITsperation
- Jeff the Killer vs. Mega Man
- Johnny the Emo Skeleton
- King Koopa's Kool Kartoons
- Krazy Kat: A Cartoon Called Life
- Leave It... to Beaver (The Lost Ep)
- Legend of Zelda Lost Episode, The
- Looney Tunes Show: Dilly Dilly STDaffy, The
- Lost Episode of Beetle Bailey, The
- Lost Episode of Deal or No Deal, The
- Lost Episode of Dudley Do-Right (Rocky & Bullwinkle), The
- lost episode of dunkin donuts or something (DD Massacre Pt II?)
- Lost Episode of Everybody Loves Raymond., The
- Lost Episode of Fawlty Towers
- Lost Episode of George of the Jungle, The
- Lost Episode of Inspector Gadget, The
- Lost Episode of Lamb Chop, The
- Lost Episode of Monday Night Football, The
- Lost Episode of Popeye the Sailor Man, The
- Lost Episode of The Price is Right, The
- Lost Episode of Salute Your Shorts
- Lost Episode of Wheel of Fortune, The
- Lost Nirvana Cartoon Episode, The
- Lost O'Reilly Factor Episode, The
- McDonald's Special Sauce Theory
- Meet the Beatles.
- MichiganJFrog.exe (full version created later. Both versions can be found: here)
- MichiganJFrog.exe... 2
- Mr. Peaboy and Sherman (Lost Episode)
- New Mommy
- OK Boomer
- Omegle
- Oprah Winfrey Lost Episode, The
- Papa John's Fritos Chili Cheese Pizza
- Piggsburg Pigs! Lost Episode, The
- Pink Panther (A Lost Episode), The
- Pinky and the Brain Lost Episode, The
- Rockstar Photograph (see also: renarration)
- Samus's Suicide (The Lost Episode of Metroid CreepyPasta)
- Santa Claus Was Real
- Snagglepuss in: I Have No Ass, and I Must Shit.
- Space Rock (see also: renarration)
- Step By Step: A Lost Episode
- Stick Stickley Was in Someone's Ass
- Super Chicken: The Lost Episode
- Super Mario Falls into a Pit
- Super Smash Bros. Disheveled
- Swedish Sleep Experiment., The
- Ten Commendments, The
- Tiny Toon Adventures Lost Episode (Montana Max's Suicide)
- Top Cat: The Lost Episode
- Underdog: The Lost Episode
- Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
- What Color is This Dress?
- When A Man's Gotta Go
- Where's Waldo
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Lost Episode (?)
- Wilford Brimley Eats All the Snacks
- Yanny and Laurel
- Yogi Bear Adventures!
- Yogi Bear's Great Reawakening
- You Are Alone
Pastas I've Co-Written[edit | edit source]
- Final Nostalgia Critic Review (for the Real Halloween) (Written mostly by TVB. I added a small bit or two and so did another person, but I don't remember who.)
- Lost Mind of Mencia (Episode) (co-written with Schiz)
- I am known for adding my own lines into stories I narrate. For example, I have edited in parts of Barney the Actual Dinosaur (which I renamed--it previously had a generic title, something like 'Barney Lost Episode' or something like that), Barney the Bloodthirsty Dinosaur (also renamed--same deal), Rick and Morty Lost Rickisode/Episode, and Satan on the Muppet Show (ft. Kermit the Frog). I also added some goofy one-liners to my first narration of barbie.avi, and edited a scene of Blue's 'Suicide': Blue's Clues Lost Episode. Making a list of every addition/edit would be quite exhaustive...
Silly Pastas I've Written but Not Narrated[edit | edit source]
- Big Bang Theory Theory
- Caillou Theory
- Coca-Cola Really Isn't Good For You
- Crash Bandicoot is Real
- Death on The Irate Gamer Show
- I Have No Ass and I Must Shit (not currently available. Might narrate it at an end of a video, for kicks)
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