We always remember the PBS Kids Show, Peep and the Big Wide World. It is an American-Canadian animated children's television series created by Canadian animator Kaj Pindal. It revolves around the lives of Peep, Chirp, and Quack, as viewers discover, investigate, and explore the world around them. It was a huge part of my childhood and i still love it to this day.
However, several years ago I heard that the show had a "lost" episode. It was made in 2011, the year when the show got officially cancelled. and was NEVER aired on TV. here we go.
One day, I was browsing the DVD section at a goodwill store, But, something caught my eye! It's a DVD that said: Peep and the Big Wide World: Quack's Minute of Fame and 12 other stories! I was entreat by this and i decided to buy it. Shortly, after buying it, I returned home.
At least now we know it wasn't just a myth. It really exists and, who knows. of course, nobody was in the work room. I was alone. So hey, maybe it was the day off and I didn't get a day off. I'm more excited about watching Peep and the Big Wide World on DVD! I hope it's funny! Well, the spark of hope was gone when I set up the TV, put the tape in the DVR, and pushed play, Then the theme song began.
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT Let's smoke around and tell me what you see 'Round every corner a discovery No place on Earth I'd rather be 'Cause it's a big wide world and it's waiting for anybody it's that episode that all the episodes come back to life in one episode because we don't feel real though about anything for me and you!
I was offended by the unusual version of this theme song. In addition, the intro ended with Peep vomiting a bunch of eggs from his mouth. Basically the same trope that happened i- nevermind.
The Title Card said: "Quack's Minute of Fame". The title card had only text. but quack was actually the background... Cry me a river...
But then, something caught my eye! The screen faded to the big wide world, the sky was dark and grey. and also, the tree was different, I kept watching, I couldn't sleep anyway.
Here's how it goes.
Narrator: It's like no other because it's not easy being a bird... We see peep, smelling a horse's bum.
AUGH! disgusting! Then, peep spoke to the audience!
Peep: Hello, friends! Do you see my feathers move around? It's fun to move around.
Was that a reference to Yo Gabba Gabba? Okay, moving on...
After for a few seconds, peep winked, and an explosion occurs, and he yells out in a russian-german-esperanto accent.. IT'S NOT EASY BEING YELLOW. HEEE HEE HEEE HEEEEE.
Then, Chirp showed up with a little tall legs.
Chirp: Today, I'm gonna cause destruction and havoc around the tree. ALLAHU ACKBAAHRR!
She vomited eggs, and explosions were made from the tree, and then the screen was shaking and something got caught in my eye! The show's theme song played with warped audio and reverse, but then, it abruptly stopped, and chirp was breathing.
Chirp: That was a close one!
The episode resumed normally as if nothing happened. Quack appeared with his costume being a WWII Nazi outfit, a tiny mustache and a tattoo of a swastika on his forehead. He appeared as unusual to look like a skinhead. He yelled with an angry German accent, “VUT DO YOU GET VEN YOU MAKE ZEE LOST EPISODE? VY YOU PUT ZEES ON ZEES VHS TAPE. VUNKA VUNKA. SALUTE ZEM SHORTS AND GIVE ZEEM A SVEET SIEG HEIL." He was accompanied by other German marchers including Donkey from the lost Shrek film, Juggernaut yet again, the one German wrestler from Rugrats, an old-timey German from the grocery store, and Shredder from the Ninja Turtles. They had pitchforks and fiery torches about to protest the Disney park. I was shocked! How could they do this? Was this live; but how?! Is this a prank!?! Is this satire!??!
The next part is with Splendid Bird hanging from the gallows. She was on a rock. “Okay chicos,” Splendid Bird screamed, “I will cause havoc and destruction all over the world. ALLAHU ACKBAR.” She vomited out rainbows. Oh yeah, COLOR IS RIGHT. She stared directly at me… directly into my soul… for what seemed to be about two minutes and some change or so, give or take. The Happy Days theme song played backwards while this was happening, with a screenshot of Samus from Metroid vomiting red chunks of meat. I’m not too sure if the following companies actually promoted this episode by doing a full-blown crossover but I was scared. Splendid Bird's head blinked in intersperse seconds and I paused to look only to find out that Splendid Bird morphed into Popeye wearing a Green Ranger helmet. I assume this was a missing episode where Saban paid rights to the creators of Popeye to have him appear in the episode o- nevermind. I was still confused.
The Bluejays appeared in the balcony. Bluejay 1 commented, “Well so far this lost episode someone is speaking and/or typing at this time is a pasta.” Bluejay 2 responded, “I wholeheartedly agree. It’s not a crappypasta nor a trollpasta. It’s not even creepy.” They laughed. I sure as hell was not laughing; although I cracked a chuckle for a little bit given the fourth wall that these two guys broke down. Until I saw a glimpse of a giant wall in Mexico. A large bird that was ready to attack the set was there eating seeds in the most brutal way fashion. We cut back to the balcony guys once again; Bluejay 1 commented, “as the old saying goes mousey, grab her by the feather!” They laughed again. But so far nothing was funny. I was traumatized!
Quack was there in the background dancing with 576 Ducks. All Ducks wore a bow tie, suit, top hat, a cane, and a monocle all dancing with Renaldo. Quack was pleased but… no this wasn’t entertaining.
Quack: SAY HEY, SAY HO FOR THE ONE AND ONLY DUCKS!
But then, Peep was flying and running out of control.
Narrator: What was going on in here to Peep? Not knowing yet, but let us find out soon...
When peep crashed to his Eminem Version of himself, he sounded like a gangster.
.“Listen up, Me!” said he, “I will cook dem chickens and turn dem into fried chickens. Den I’ll eat my goddamn melon. Kus I am Me. I wuz kang and crayap!” Just when the chickens appeared, he cut them raw, fried them, and ate them alive! Gross. He grabbed two melons and ate them all in so many seconds that he had more game than the NBA allstars. He topped that off by drinking orange Crush soda… only leading to him taking out a old boombox. An Eminem version of Peep appeared on screen and they were dissing at each other as a rap battle began with a crappy beat playing.
This all turned into an Epic Rap Battle of Lost Episodes...
LISTEN UP NUMBAH TWO, YOU CAN FLAP MAH WING
YOU JUST A POSER DAWG, YOU MAKE A CHICKEN SICK, DING
YOU AIN’T DOWN WITH THE TICK, YOU FROM DA WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD
I DROP DA BEATS AND BASS LOW AND I’M DOIN’ DEM GOOD
YOU’RE GOIN’ DOWN LIKE O’REILLY, YA HEAR DAT CLONER RODGER
YA RELATED TO AN ALIEN, YA PURPLE SWEATER DODGER
CALL ME LIMP BIZKIT OR VANILLA ICE BUT I’M MORE OF KENDRICK LAMAR
TO LEAVE WORK EARLY I DRIVE A '69 CHEVY CAR
NAH I DON’T FEEL YA DAWG, MY SWEATER HAS SOME PURPLE SEED
MEAN LOOK WHOSE TALKIN’ NOW ANYWAY, GO BACK TO SMOKIN’ A CRAPPY WEED
DAT MEANS CIGARS BY DA WAY, REGARDLESS I’M THE REAL DEAL
I'M THA REAL PEEP HERE, APPROVE DAT BY YER SEAL
I’M MORE THE ONE WHO DROP THE BEATS ON PUBLIC TV
HAVE SOME SEEDS, DAT’S WHAT I JUST SAID, YA SEE
YA BELONG MORE IN A DUDLEY DOO-RIGHT LOST EPISODE
NOT EVEN IN THE BIG WIDE WORLD, LET YA MIND EXPLODE
YA MAY HAVE PROMOTED TACO BELL, BUT WHERE THA DEW AND DORITO’S
YER A LITTLE PIECE OF FEATHERS WHO COULD NOT EVEN AFFORD SOME HOES
WHO NEEDS MONEY FOR YA ANYWAY, I’M A BIGGER DEAL IN DIS PLACE
EVEN DA ENTIRE WORLD, NOW GET THA CLUCK OUTTA MAH FACE
I’M THA ONLY ONE WHO RIDES IN MR. BONES’ WILD RIDE
YA LOOK LIKE YA HAVE SOMETHIN’ TO HIDE
OH WAIT, YER DISHONEST AS BALLS, YA KILLED A GORILLA YA STICK
DO YA WANNA WATCH THA LOST EPISODE OF THA TICK
CRY ME A RIVER YA BOI, YA DON’T UNDERSTAND
DIS RIGHT HERE IS TRUE ART, BEING SPECIAL; GOTTA HAND
WAIT YER AS SPECIAL AS A SNOBBY BRATTY CHILD
NO WONDER YA TRIED SO HARD TO RAP BUT YER RAP IS TOO WILD
YA TRASH, YA BELONG UNDER TROLLPASTAS
YA AIN’T DANK ENOUGH TO BE SELLIN’ A LOAD OF QUASTAS
I’M THE TRUE CREEPYPASTA AND YA CHEF HAT YA AIN’T
I EAT 99 CENT TACOS THAN YA NOW GO OVER THERE AND FAINT
Narrator: Who won? Peep 1 or Peep 2? You decide if you find more clues and answers!y
Then, we cut to red eyes glowing in a black background.
If you don’t know, then the narrator said: "time is running out, but who is it?"
Was it Po? Tinky Winky? Or that 1 host from reading rainbow? It was peep 1 and 2...
the narrator said: "Roll the credits, I'm tired of waiting..."
then the credits rolled, but the music was played backwards, and there was the same intro theme music. then, the WGBH logo showed up and said "Die Moral dieser Geschichte ist, niemals zu vergessen." Translated German to The moral of this story is to never forget. and then, that was how i found this lost episode. the end!