Some cliches known to be inserted/used in CreepyPastas narrated by DaveTheUseless are as follows:

  • 9/11 (First referenced by Schizima in 'Seinfeld Lost Episode.' Has re-appeared in many Schizima stories, such as 'The Home Improvement Lost Episode', 'The Lost Episode Shocking Truth (Tempest Part Two)', and 'The Pee-Wee Murder Tapes'. Also referenced to in the DaveTheUseless-authored stories 'FreePainReport.Com' and 'The Lost Episode of Wheel of Fortune'.)
  • Campbell's Soup (First written by Schizima in 'The Lost Episode of Porky Pig.' Has since appeared in such videos as 'The Lost Episode of Wheel of Fortune' and 'Halloween IS Grinch Night!').
  • Chesterton (First written by Schizima in 'The Smurfs Lost Episode.' Has since appearanced in such videos as 'The Garfield Lost Episode' and 'Woody Woodpecker in: Mr. Pecker Loses His Cool.')
  • Cigarettes (First written by DaveTheUseless in 'Frasier: The Harvard Vaults.' Has since appearanced in such videos as 'Mr. Rogers Lost Episode', 'Head for the Hills', and 'Bugs Bunny Lost Episode.' Cigarettes are generally smoked by one of the main characters in the story, who uses the slur word 'faggot' to describe them. The narrator character often says that the use of the word is O.K. in this case, because it is specifically intended to refer to the object itself, rather than a person's sexual orientation.)